Womans Rant

 E   A G E

[Verse 1]
G          E                     
6 A.M. I'm out of bed, I stumble 
            A   G E
through the haze
E
Ain't no coffee strong enough to get
 me through my day
A
One thing to another, there's no 
time to stop
  E
I hit the ground a runnin' and keep 
runnin' 'til I drop
    B                              
I'm taking care of everyone, oh, my
                  Bb A
 heads in a spin
  A                              
I tried but I just don't remember 
                    E
signing up for this

[Verse 2]
E
Before I leave the house, I pack a 
diaper bag with clothes and snacks
E
Laptop, cell phone, find my keys, 
feed the dogs before I leave
B                      
Everybody's needs are my 
                 Bb
responsibility
   A                               
It sure'd be nice to have somebody 
                   E
taking care of me, yeah

[Chorus]
A                  E
Why, why, why, why?
     A                     B
When I'm through with this life
     E
I am gonna have a come to Jesus
              A
You can guarantee
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A
When I walk through those pearly 
gates
                            E
I am gonna have a talk with Eve
A G E

[Verse 3]
E                                 
There's so many things that I 
                G   A G
can't begin to understand
E
The differences that are between a 
woman and a man
    A
See woman they do twice the work and
 get half the pay
E
Men they climb the ladder while the 
women pave the way
     B                             
They say we are the weaker sex, I'd
                 B Bb
 have to disagree
    A
I'd walk a mile in his shoes if he'd
 walk
  B      Bb  A Ab G Gb E
a half a mile in these

[Chorus]
A                  E
Why, why, why, why?
     A                     B
When I'm through with this life
     E
I am gonna have a come to Jesus
E
You can guarantee
E
When I walk through those pearly 
gates
                            A  E A G
I am gonna have a talk with Eve

[Bridge]
E
Botox, peels, exfoliate, we have the
 babies, lose the weight
E
Laundry, dishes, up all night, I try
 my best to get it right
E
Husband, kids, work all day, I got 
PMS and PTA
E
Find the thing my kid can't find, I 
need a drink but there's no time
B                               Bb
So many things I have on my list
A
No wonder why at times
A                              E
Oh I can seem like such a witch

[Chorus]
A                  E
Why, why, why, why?
     A                     B
When I'm through with this life
     E
I am gonna have a come to Jesus
G
You can guarantee
E           G
When I walk through those pearly 
gates
E
I am gonna have a talk with Eve

[Otro]
N.C.
Ha ha ha, what was he thinking?