Take My Drunk Ass Home

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It's time to take my drunk ass home
I drank all the whiskey and my 
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money's all gone
       G                   C     
Hit on all the girls, sang every 
G
song
                    D          G
It's time to take my drunk ass home


[Verse 1]
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Well, I worked all week
   C            G
So I could come here
Have a good time and an ice cold 
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beer
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But one turned to 10 and 10 turned 
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to 20
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And 20 plus an empty bottle's too 
damn many


[Chorus]
       G             C         G
It's time to take my drunk ass home
I drank all the whiskey and my 
D           D7
money's all gone
       G                   C     
Hit on all the girls, sang every 
G
song
                    D          G
It's time to take my drunk ass home


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[Verse 2]
          D               C       
Well it seems that I, misplaced my
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 shirt
I can’t find my keys for all this 
            D
parking lot dirt
                    C            G
My fall back plan, has done got sad
'Cause my ex-girlfriend aren’t 
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looking half bad


[Chorus]
       G             C         G
It's time to take my drunk ass home
I drank all the whiskey and my 
D           D7
money's all gone
       G                   C     
Hit on all the girls, sang every 
G
song
                    D          G
It's time to take my drunk ass home

"Help me up, aww, put me back down, 
put me back down"


[Verse 3]
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I sucker punched my best friend
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And the bouncer head locked me on 
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stage with the band
I, I look like hell, I feel like 
  D
shit
                    E
I think it’s time I call it quits


[Chorus]
     A               D         A
It's time to take my drunk ass home
I drank all the whiskey and my 
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money's all gone
       A                   D     
Hit on all the girls, sang every 
A
song
                     E         A
It's time to take my drunk ass home


[Verse 4]
           A               D      
Yeah, it’s time to take my drunk 
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ass home
                             E     
I twisted up my ankle, can’t find 
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my cell phone
         A                      D 
Yeah, my lips all busted and my 
      A
buzz is gone
                     E         A
It's time to take my drunk ass home
   A                 D
If y'all agree, then sing along
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It's time to take, my drunk ass 
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home