G Me and Billy the Kid never got along I didn't like the way he cocked his hat and he wore his gun all wrong C We had the same girlfriend and he never forgot it G She had a cute little Chihuahua 'till one day I up and shot it D We rode the hard country down the New Mexico line G He had silver pocket watch that he never did wind D He crippled a piano player for playing his favorite song G Yea me and Billy the Kid just never got along [Verse 2] G Me and Billy the Kid never got along I didn't like the way he parted his hair and he wore his gun all wrong C He was bad to the bone all hopped up on speed G I would have left alone if it wasn't for that senorita D He gave her silver and he paid her hotel bill G But it was me she loved and she said she always will D I'd always go and see her when Billy was gone G And me and Billy the Kid never got along [Verse 3] G Me and Billy the Kid never got along I didn't like the way he tied his shoes and he wore his gun all wrong C One day I said to Billy, "I got this foolproof scheme G We'll rob Wells Fargo it's busting at the seams" D I admit that I framed him but I don't feel bad G 'Cause the way I was livin' was drivin' me mad D Billy reached for his gun but his gun was on wrong G And me and Billy the Kid we never got along [Verse 4] G Me and Billy the Kid never got along But I did like the way he swayed in the wind while I played him his favorite song C Now my baby sings harmony with me to La Cucaracha G She winds her silver pocket watch and pets her new Chihuahua D I moved into the hotel got a room with a shower G We lay and listen to that watch tick hour after hour D Outside I hear the wind blowing on so strong G And me and Billy the Kid we never got along [Tag] G Never got along