Bill Bailey The Ultimate Sectarian

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Bill Bailey belonged to every radical party that ever came to be,
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Till he finally decided to start his own party so he wouldn't disagree.
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He got himself an office with a sign outside the door, with "Marxist League" in letters red,
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And to everyone who came around these were the words he said:

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"Oh, you may be a friend of Max Shachtman, Jim Cannon and you may agree,
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You may get along with Norman Thomas and with Algernon Lee
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You may be an old-time Wobbly, and think Jay Lovestone's fine,
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Yes, you may be a comrade to all of these folks, but you ain't no Comrade of mine."

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For 17 years Bill Bailey kept his office with the sign outside the door,
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But he never, ever got a new member. Everybody made him sore.
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And then one night, there came a big fire and through the flame and smoke,
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As the firemen rushed in to save Bill's life, these were the words he spoke:

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"Oh, you may be a friend of Ben Gitlow; Reverend Muste and you may agree,
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You may get along with Emma Goldman and with the S.L.P..
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You may have belonged to every radical party that ever had a line,
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Yes, you may be a comrade to all of those folks, but you ain't no comrade of mine."

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And so on this day, Bill Bailey passed away, and his soul to Red Heaven flew.
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He was met at the gate by old Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels(13), too.
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They said, "Welcome, comrade," as they opened the gate to let Bill come inside,
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As he slammed the door back in old Karl's face, these were the words he cried:

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"Oh, you may be a friend of Karl Kautsky, and a pal of Ferd LaSalle,
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You may get along with William Liebknecht and the First Internationale,
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Yes, you may have inspired every radical party from the Hudson to the Rhine,
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Oh, you may be a comrade of all of those folks, but you ain't no comrade of mine."