Cheaper Than A Shrink

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I was sittin' in a chair at the H & 
R Block
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Some vain accountant pencil pusher 
runnin' up the clock
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Said, "I'd tallied up your numbers 
through the end of the year
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Son, you spent a small fortune on 
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liquor and beer"

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I said, "It's cheaper than a 
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shrink, you don't have to think
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You just pour and drink, yeah, 16.50
 for a bottle of jack

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No pourin' out your heart to some 
high dollar quack
Just a flip of the wrist and you're 
gettin' it done
And gettin' just as messed up and 
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havin' a lot more fun"

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         G                      D 
And it's cheaper than a shrink, 
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you don't have to think
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You just pour and drink, yeah, 
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it's cheaper than a shrink

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Now me and her had this little 
problem between us
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Tryin' to prove the gap between Mars
 and Venus
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She said, "Honey, I think we need to
 see a marital councilor"
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I said, "All we need to do is slam 
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a case of 12 ouncers

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'Cause it's cheaper than a shrink, 
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you don't have to think
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You just pour and drink, 'bout 18 
bucks will get you four 6 packs

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No pourin' out your heart to some 
high dollar quack
Just a flip of the wrist and you're 
gettin' it done
And gettin' just as messed up and 
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havin' a lot more fun"

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         G                      D 
And it's cheaper than a shrink, 
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you don't have to think
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You just pour and drink, and it's 
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cheaper than a shrink

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If liquor prices soar as high as 
gasoline,
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Then I'd a quit drinkin' when I was
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 19
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It's the oldest, most proven form of
 therapy
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The best thing about it far as I can
 see is that it's

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Cheaper than a shrink, mmm you 
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don't have to think
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You just pour and drink, and it's 
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cheaper than a shrink

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Oh you just pour and drink and it's
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 a whole lot cheaper than some
Big town, clock hound, drag it down 
shrink