Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off

D                           G        D
She said I’m goin’ out with my girlfriends
                       A        D
For margarita’s at the Holiday Inn
         D       G       D
Oh have mercy my only thought
      Bm                A           D
Was Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off

D                        G    D
I told her put an extra layer on
                              A        D
I know what happens when she drinks Patron
                               G         D
Her closets missin’ half the things she bought
        Bm               A           D
Yeah Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off


[Chorus:]
G                        D
She’ll start by kickin’ out of her shoes
A                       D
Lose an earring in her drink
G                        D
Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall
Em                       A
Drop a contact down the sink


[Verse]
D                           G        D
Them panty-hose ain't gonna last too long
                    A    D
If the DJ puts Bon Jovi on
                         G      D
She might come home in a table cloth
        Bm               A           D
Yeah Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off


G  D  Bm  A  D

D                   G         D
She can handle any champagne brunch
                      A     D
Bridal shower with Bacardi punch
                         G   D
Jello shooters full of Smirnoff
     Bm                 A           D
But Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off


[Chorus:]
G                        D
She’ll start by kickin’ out of her shoes
A                       D
Lose an earring in her drink
G                        D
Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall
Em                       A
Drop a contact down the sink


[Verse]
D                                 G      D
She don’t mean nothin’ she’s just havin’ fun
                            A      D
Tomorrow she’ll say oh what have I done
                                G          D
Her friends will joke about the stuff she lost
        Bm               A            D
Yeah Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off
      Bm              A            D
Oh Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off
      Bm              A            D
Oh Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off