Mega Bottle Ride

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I took a tram into the fourth 
dimension
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Cos I had the blues the blues of 
throwing it all away
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Just gimme a Tequila I'll slam it 
the -D way
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And when I got there you know it 
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had certain similarities

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Like no smoking anywhere
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And hiding in the khazi to avoid 
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paying the fare
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-D Tequila anyone
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And dont think we didn't dance to 
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records by the Fifth Dimension
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In the discosphere like Kublai 
Khan Kublai Khan
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And it was pretty goddam hazardous
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Out on the Illminster by-pass out on
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 the Illminster by-pass
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Out on the Illminster by-pass out 
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on the Illminster by-pass
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Aqua-planing to the theme park
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We took a ride called the 
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Banchoff-Klein mega bottle ride
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Well how we spewed inside back and 
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forth
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In time mathmatics and pride 
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inside



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We've gone Balkan we've gone Balkan
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 anyway
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It absolutely had to happen to 
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someone today
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Yeah there's no smoking anywhere - 
throw it all away
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Yeah we've gone Balkan anyway - you 
can get rid of the blues this way
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Yeah that's how we fix the blues 
today
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It absolutely had to happen to 
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someone today
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Yeah there's no smoking anywhere - 
throw it all away
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Yeah we've gone Balkan anyway - you 
can get rid of the blues this way
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Yeah that's how we fix the blues 
today - throw it all away
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And its time to be doing 
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something good