You Want My Sister

Am           F               C     G
I took you home to meet my family
Am            F                  C    G
You asked if you could stay the night
Am       F                 C       G
Honestly I would not have minded, (no)
 Am           F              C   G
'Til you gave my sister the eye


[Verse 2]
Am          F                C    G
We sat for dinner round the table
Am          F                 C         G
Big mumma's famous shepherd's pie, (Big mumma)
Am            F                C       G
I dropped my fork so went to find it, (oh)
Am            F               C     G
Saw your hand on my sister's thigh


[Pre-Chorus]
   F
Oh I
            G
Don't know why...


[Chorus]
Am           F
I thought I was your mister
C              G
But you just want my sister
Am            F               C     G
Oh, why have you done this to me, baby?
Am          F
Now I know why you kissed her
C               G
When we played family twister
Am          F                  C
Oh, how awkward Christmas will be
   G
For me


[Verse 3]
Am              F              C     G
And now you're standing at the altar
Am            F            C   G
You look so beautiful in white
Am            F                 C        G
But it's not me who's standing with ya, (no)
          Am            F               C   G
It's that backstabbing bitch sister of mine


[Pre-Chorus]
   F
Oh I
            G
Don't know why...


[Chorus]
Am          F
I thought I was your mister
 C            G
But you just want my sister
Am            F                C    G
Oh, why have you done this to me, baby?
Am          F
Now I know why you kissed her
C               G
When we played family twister
Am          F                  C
Oh, how awkward Christmas will be
    G
For me