Since His Penis Came Between Us

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[Verse 1]
G                  Em7
It was a wonderful world
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The picture tube was bright
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There was so much to do on a 
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Saturday night
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Plenty of talk during commercials
               Em7                 
Sometimes even popcorn in bed
Cadd9


[Verse 2]
G                    Em7
I've been a model provider
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You must admit to that
G                  C       
A lovely rented bungalow, two 
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terrific little cats
G                         D/F#
Is there something that I might have
 missed?
                    Em7            
You haven't heard a word I've said
     Cadd9


[Chorus]
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Since his penis    came between us
          G                C      
Since his penis    came between us
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[Break]
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[Verse 3]
G                     Em7
I don't mean to seem angry
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But I'm a bit taken back
G                        C       
What did you say his name was?   
                    G
Oh my god, it's not Jack?
G                            D/F#
That scoundrel's gonna get a talkin'
 to
                Em7               
tomorrow at the coffee machine
Cadd9


[Verse 4]
G                       Em7
It's always someone you know
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In this case, my best friend
G                       C        
How could he do this to me?  We 
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just played golf last weekend
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I've got news for Mr. So-and-so
                   Em7             
He won't be teeing off with me
Cadd9


[Chorus]
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Since his penis    came between us
          G                C      
Since his penis    came between us
      Dsus4    D


[Bridge]
      Em
Let's play a little game:
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Is it bigger than a bread-box?    
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Or shorter than your maiden name?
         C          Cmaj7/B
Is it as high as an elephants eye?
           Am
Is it like mounting some great white
 steed?
            Cadd9                  
I mean this thing you have for him
  Cmaj7

      G             D/F#
This, shall we say, need?

[Verse 5]
G                   Em7
Let's turn off the lights, love
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It's time for bed
G                         C      
Oh look, there's Johnny Carson,  
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If you'd rather watch instead
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I'm glad that we could have this 
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little talk
                        Em
Goodnight, and pleasant dreams, my 
love
Em