Vampire Alberta Blues

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Capo 4th fret


[Intro]

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[Verse 1]

Continues after the ad
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Oh the vampire Alberta, stalks 
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across the money market rates and 
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ducks into a Hummer
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The vampire Alberta, wears a 
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bowtie and a pin that says Support 
the Arts
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Yeah the vampire Alberta, takes a 
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photo for another slide
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In the PowerPoint of all the places
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 we won't remember
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[Verse 2]

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Oh the vampire Alberta, wipes an 
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oily mouth along a sleeve of forest 
in the foothills
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The vampire Alberta, drools a 
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perfect inky tailing pond and shakes
 awake
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Yeah the vampire Alberta, lifts a 
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nearly empty glass and pleads
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"I need another one of these, so 
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keep 'em coming"
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Good times are coming


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