Shithouse Blues

G
Ahhh
C
Ah, hey bob a re bob
G
Ah, hey bob a re bob
D   C                    G       D
Ah, I got them shithouse blues

F
ahh
F G
Your mamas in jail,
F G
Your papas on bail,
F G
Your sisters on the corner
G
yellin' pussy for sale

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NOTE: Whenever John plays this, he 
will ask the audience for names,
and make up verses about them. 
Return to the chorus after each 
verse.

[Classic versus]

I know a girl
Her name is Lisa
You can fuck her now
and charge it on Visa

I know a dago
his name is Guido
his dicks so small
he can fuck a mosquito

I know a girl
her name is Lori
Her cunts so big
it's got a second story

I know a bouncer
his name is Louie
the front of his pants
is always Gooey

I know a lawyer
his name is Frank
He's so full of shit
he needs a septic tank

See that boyscout
turning green
someone pissed
in his canteen