Supercalifragilistic

Supercalifragilistic expialadocious
Everytime I lick your butt
it gives me halitosis
Everytime you fart into my
face it makes me nauseous
Do I wear a rubber on my tongue
or am I just being cautious

One day when I was pumpin' iron
at the local gym
Some people said my pecker
looked just like another limb
I didn't get so big and long
from all that iron pumpin'
I tied the chord around it once
when I went bungee jumpin'

I dated Dolly Parton once
I barely got a hard-on
Her legs were way too skinny
and her ass had all that lard on
Something happened when I
started playin' with her knockers
My pecker popped up twice as high
like Orville Redenbacher

Too healthy with my impotence
I turned to modern science
My wife got so excited when
she saw the new appliance
Livin' with a nymphomaniac
is kinda hectic