Dirty Old Egg Suckin Dog

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Well, he’s not very handsome to look at
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He’s shaggy and he eats like a hog
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And he’s always out killin’ my chickens,
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That dirty old egg sucking dog.

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Egg sucking dog,
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I’m gonna stomp your head in the ground.
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If you don’t stay out of my hen house.
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You dirty old egg sucking hound.

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Now if he don’t stop eating my eggs up,
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Though I’m not a real bad guy,
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I’m gonna take my rifle and send him
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To that great chicken house in the sky.


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Egg sucking dog,
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I’m gonna stomp your head in the ground.
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If you don’t stay out of my hen house.
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You dirty old egg sucking hound.