Dirty Old Egg Sucking Dog

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Well he's not, very handsome, to look at
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Oh he's shaggy, and he eats, like a hog
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And he's always, killin', my chickens
     D                     G
That Dirty Old Egg Sucking Dog.

    E       A
Egg suckin' dog
          D                       G     D
I'm gonna stomp, your head in the ground
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If you don't, stay out of my hen house
    D                     G      D
You Dirty Old Egg Sucking hound.

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Now if he don't, stop eatin', my eggs up
       D                  G   D
Though I'm not a real bad guy
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I'm goin' get my riffle and send him
        D                          G
To that great chicken house in the sky.

    E       A
Egg suckin' dog
     D              G      D
Your always hangin' around
          G           E         A
But you'd better stay out of my hen house
    D                     G      D
You Dirty Old Egg Sucking hound.