Nasty Dan

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    Nasty Dan was the meanest man I
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 ever knew,
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    he'd stomp and scream and be 
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real mean the whole day through,
    he'd frown a bunch, he ate nails
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 for lunch and he'd never laugh,
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    he'd growl and yell and I heard
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 tell that he never took a bath.
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    Nasty Dan was a nasty man, 
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hard to understand that Nasty Dan.

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   Now, Nasty Dan was a nasty man 
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the whole day long,
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   he'd go where he could and he'd 
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try real good to make things go 
wrong.
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    He'd jump for joy when a little 
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boy would trip and fall,
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    and the only words that he ever
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 said were, “I don't like you at 
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all.”
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    Nasty Dan was a nasty man, 
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hard to understand that Nasty Dan.

Now a real interesting thing that I 
want you to know about
is this here because it's the most 
important thing it concerns a girl
and things like that.

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    Now, Nasty Pearl was a nasty 
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girl that met Dan somehow,
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    she said you like me rotten as 
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can be, let's get married now.
    So they went and they did and 
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had a nasty kid and I must confess,
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    that Dan

pretty much leaves everyone alone 
now ,
and he doesn't bother anybody 
anymore
'cause he just lives  in his nasty 
ol' house with his nasty ol' wife
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    and his nasty ol' kid in nasty 
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happiness.
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    Nasty Dan he’s a nasty man, 
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hard to understand that Nasty Dan.