Too Well To Go To Work

Get the hound dog and the Zebco
The Bud Light and the Cheetos
I know it might sound crazy but it sure feels good

Well, I know it's a Monday
But let's call it a fun day
We're gonna be the talk of the town in our neighborhood

We'll open up that can of worms
And drown 'em at the lake
Forget about that daily grind and just play...

I'm too well to go to work today
I woke up this morning feeling awful great
And it makes me sick to think
This afternoon might go to waste
Tell the boss man to go to hell
'Cause I'm too well to go to work today

Got a Chevy and a Skeeter
A Caroline rig and a fever
A big ol' bad case of boy, you're gonna get fired

Well, I got my butt in a ringer
But I gave 'em the finger
We'll call it all a draw and say I retired

Hell, I could pop a top on an ice-cold beer
And savor every swallow
Or I could tuck my tail between my legs and
"Ah, maybe tomorrow."

I'm too well to go to work today
I woke up this morning feeling awful great
And it makes me sick to think
This afternoon might go to waste
Tell the boss man to go to hell
'Cause I'm too well...

I'm too well to go to work today
I woke up this morning feeling awful great
And it makes me sick to think
This afternoon might go to waste
Tell the boss man to go to hell
'Cause I'm too well to go to work today
Yes, I'm too well to go to work today