Not a Real Blond

I can’t help but feel irritated every single time he walks by
His goofy little smirk and his baby blues catching my eye
When he looks, I scoff and he laughs it off
But he thinks that I can’t see

He makes me so mad, and I want him so bad
How’d he get such a hold on me
He’s not a real blond
And I won’t respond
I wanna hear him say my name on repeat
He can stop and stare, baby I don’t care
Just as long as he’s looking at me
When he walks my way, I say go away
But I hope he’ll stay right there
My heart’s doing me wrong, singing silly love songs
For fake blond hair

I can’t help but feel agitated every time he calls me out
He’ll have some new story he can’t wait to tell me about
And yet I care get him out of my hair
Sending shivers down my spine
I can’t sleep, he haunts my dreams
I just wanna make him mine
He’s not a real blond
I don’t know what’s going on
He isn’t my usual type
Can he take the blame
As I take his last name
And write it at the end of mine

He’s weird and proud
And he’s so damn loud
But god
He makes me smile
I don’t understand
I wanna hold his hand
But all the while
I can’t help but feel irritated every time he walks away
I know I said go, but I kind of hoped he would stay
I’m gonna put my thoughts on mute, ‘cause he’s too damn cute
And it’s tearing me apart
What’s going on, is he only blonde
To match his stupid golden heart?

He’s not a real blond
And I won’t respond
I wanna hear him say my name on repeat
He can stop and stare, baby I don’t care
Just as long as he’s looking at me
When he walks my way, I say go away
But I hope he’ll stay right there
My heart’s doing me wrong, singing silly love songs
For fake blond hair

He’s not a real blond
And I won’t respond
I wanna hear him say my name on repeat
He can stop and stare, baby I don’t care
Just as long as he’s looking at me
When he walks my way, I say go away
But I hope he’ll stay right there
My heart’s doing me wrong, singing silly love songs
For fake blond hair