Michael Jackson Is Dead

Jon Lajoie

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    "Oh my God, did you hear about Michael Jackson?"
    "Yeah, I heard about Michael Jackson. It's crazy, right?"
    "Yeah, I can't believe it. All of a sudden, the media is on HIS side."
    "I know, it's crazy, right?"

    Michael Jackson is dead
    Don't pretend to give a shit
    You motherfuckin' hypocrites
    Remember what you said he did

    Michael Jackson is dead
    No you never gave a shit
    So why are you pretendin'
    You motherfuckin hypocrites

    "Michael Jackson's such a freak!"
    You hear it a thousand times a week
    On every fuckin' TV screen
    And every fuckin' magazine

    Yeah sure we liked him for a while
    For a few years when he was in style
    Then someone said " he's a pedophile
    And fuckin' boys is what makes him smile. "

    Then there was a punchline every day
    About his "skeletor-like face"
    And how he "loves 12 year old balls"
    We didn't care if it was true or false

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    So don't pretend that you give a fuck
    Keep talking 'bout how " he sucked 12 year old cock
    And went from being a cute little black kid
    And died as a white skeleton robot. "

    Michael Jackson is dead
    Don't pretend to give a shit
    You motherfuckin' hypocrites
    Remember what you said he did

    Michael Jackson is dead
    No you never gave a shit
    So why are you pretendin'
    You motherfuckin hypocrites

    Remember when he dangled his kid from a balcony
    I wasn't hearin' you call him legendary
    And when we heard that shit about the Culkin kid
    We said "Oh my God, Jacko's motherfuckin' sick!"

    "He likes fuckin' kids! He likes fuckin' kids!"
    Nobody was talkin 'bout his music
    Now if I said he died chokin' on a kid's dick, you'd say
    "Oh my God, that's so offensive!"

    Well fuck you, you motherfuckin' cunt ass bitch
    Everyone in the news you hear from motherfucking cribs
    On your high horse sayin' that I'm a demon
    'Cause I say "you overdosed on a boy's semen."

    Michael Jackson is dead
    Don't pretend to give a shit
    You motherfuckin' hypocrites
    Remember what you said he did

    Michael Jackson is dead
    No you never gave a shit
    So why are you pretendin'
    You motherfuckin hypocrites

    " Oh, it's so sad that Michael passed away
    We loved him so much! "
    Really, really, did you love him?
    Because from where I'm standing
    It kinda sounds like you HATED him
    And that you called him a freak
    And that you wanted him to die
    But now that he's dead, you love him
    And "he's a legend"
    And "he's so amazing"
    Oh we love Michael Jackson! "
    How about you go FUCK yourself
    You big bunch of fuckin' hypocrites
    Here, I'm gonna do this for you
    I'm gonna do this for you
    Billy Jean was not his lover
    Of course she wasn't, she had a vagina
    She was older than 12 years old... "
    Fuck you, hypocrites!

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    Composition: Jon Lajoie

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