Everyday Normal Guy 2

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G|-10----10------9----9-----| 
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(Play the chords with the tab = *)
(Just play chords = **)

                                   
just  Riff 1:  Dm      Gm      Bb   
    A
Steve: You want some more of this 
bitch?                              
 *back
         Dm       Gm              
in the heezy.          We could do
      Bb            A
 this all year long.*


            Dm                
*I'm just a regular, everyday, 
  Gm
normal muthafucka...
   Bb                            
I told you in the first song I'll 
  A
tell you in another.
           Dm                   Gm
I'm just a regular, everyday, normal
 muthafucka...
   Bb                        A
I don't have girlfriend, my hand's 
my only lover.
            Dm                  Gm
I'm just a regular, everyday, normal
 muthafucka...
Bb                       A
One night a week my mom likes to 
cook me supper.
            Dm                  Gm
I'm just a regular, everyday, normal
 muthafucka...
            Bb                     
And Michael Keaton was my favorite 
   A
Batman.*

        Dm                         
**I was walking down the street 
      Gm
just the other day
            Bb
I saw these two fine bitches
            A
they were walking my way
             Dm
"Yo whatchu girls doing tonight?"
           Gm
is what I wanted to say
     Bb
but suddenly I panicked
          A
my voice started to shake
     Dm
So I put my head down
            Gm
and I just walked away
                      Bb
I had to catch a bus anyway
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    A
It worked out great
           Dm                      
Got on the bus put my headphones on
 Gm
 and pressed play
        Bb                  
Sheryl Crow, James Blunt and 
       A
motherfuckin Ace of Base
    Dm
Yo what can I say
             Gm
It's just a day in my life
        Bb
I'm up early in the morning
         A
in bed early at night
        Dm
To be productive at work
        Gm
I gotta be well rested
 Bb
Yeah muthafucka,
      A
You heard what I just said.**


(same chord progression for the rest
 of the song)

*I'm just a regular, everyday, 
normal muthafucka...
I don't like margarine, I much 
prefer the taste of butter.
I'm just a regular, everyday, normal
 muthafucka...
My favorite movies as a kid were 
superman and ghostbusters.
I'm justa regular, everyday, normal 
muthafucka...
I have a hard time opening my eyes 
underwater.
I'm just a regular, everyday, normal
 muthafucka...
And I'm not a huge Nicholas Cage 
fan.

**I'm from a
lower middle-class family
me and my brothers and sisters
played hide and go seek
I have good memories
from my childhood bitch
my favorite toy
was my fuckin fire truck bitch
I used to play with that muthafucka 
all day long
until I learned about sex from the 
sears catalog
And then I played with my muthafucka
 all day long
about ten tiimes a day man, all year
 long
My favorite song muthafucka
I don't like to admit it
is a Celine Dion song
from the movie titanic
"Every night in my dreams,
I see you... I feel you..."
every time I hear that fuckin shit
a tear comes to my eye
why the fuck did Leonardo Di Caprio 
have to die
though I'm not afraid to say
that I'm a sensitive guy
sticks and stones break my bones
but it's the words that make me cry
like that time in grade 3
when a girl called me stupid face
she really hurt me
why'd you call me stupid face?
is my face stupid?
how is that possible?
a person can be stupid
but a face, that's impossible
shit happens all the time
and you learn how to deal with it
Regular, everyday, normal fuckin 
bullshit**

*I'm just a regular, everyday, 
normal muthafucka...
When I get into a fight I usually 
leave on a stretcher.
I'm just a regular, everyday, normal
 muthafucka...
When I got nothin to say I usually  
talk about the weather.
I'm just a regular, everyday, normal
 muthafucka...
I like the first back to the future 
but the second one was better.
I'm just a regular, everyday, normal
 muthafucka...
I like red peppers better than the 
green ones.*

**Oooooohooooo...savin up my money
to buy a new dishwasher
mine broke about six months ago
mother fucker
go go go go**

(Don't play anything. Just vocals)

Go shorty it's your birthday
go party like it's your birthday
I wasn't invited but it's okay
I'll just stay at home and play some
 video games.