Fk Everything

Am
(I don't a give a fuck...)
About anything, fuck everyone and 
fuck everything, what
(I don't give a fuck...)
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I literally don't give a fuck about 
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anything

Am
I don't give a fuck about 
motherfuckin' anything
People care about shit, I say fuck 
everything
Fuck you, fuck me, fuck the sky, 
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fuck trees, fuck the sun
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I don't need heat or Vitamin D!
Am
And fuck toasters. I don't need to 
cook my bread
And fuck coasters. I use a little 
plate instead
And fuck roosters. With their 
useless cockadoodledoo
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We invented the alarm clocks. We no 
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longer need you

Am
Don't give a fuck about chairs. I 
prefer to stand
And fuck air conditioners - I got a 
ceiling fan
And fuck the the movie the fan, 
staring westly snipes
  F                             E
Demolition man's the only snipes 
movie I like

Am
And fuck liking shit. I don't even 
like the stuff that I like
Don't give a fuck about not liking 
all the shit I don't like
Like tissues. Fuck them! I blow my 
nose on the couch
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And fuck my nostrils and my sense 
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of smell I breathe through my mouth

Am
Don't give a fuck about seeing 
bitch, fuck my eyes
Fuck physical perception yo, I'd 
rather be blind
Fuck time, seconds are too short and
 minutes are a joke
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And hours are way too long, they 
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should be half an hour at most

Am
And fuck coasts, who gives a fuck 
about where water meets land
And fuck boats, just because you 
float you think you're so fucking 
bad
And fuck jokes, I don't need to be 
funny all the time
     F                       E
My dog has a tumor and he's probably
 gonna die, but...

Chorus- Am F E

Am
Walked into a coffee shop and 
ordered a cup
The girl says "small, medium, 
large?"
I say "bitch I don't give a fuck"
She said "I can't process your order
 if you don't pick a size"
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I said "fine, I'll take a large, 
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but I still don't give a fuck, 
alright?"

etcetera etcetera, the lyrics are 
all below, but the chord rhythm is 
exactly the same.

Am
Don't give a fuck about beverage 
size options motherfucker
And I don't give a fuck about 
liquids either
They're all wet and shit and tend to
 spill all over the place
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Like human semen when I get it all 
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over my face

Am
I'm not gay, I just don't give a 
fuck about straight sex
And fuck my dick, I'll pee and cum 
out of my mouth instead.
Fuck biological functions, fuck the 
human body
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I prefer the body of a bat with the
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 head of a coyote

Am
I call myself batyodie and I fight 
crime at night
I know its similar to batman but 
motherfuck copyright
I plagiarize all the time, I do it 
everyday
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Cause I'm on the right track baby, 
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I was born this way

Am
And fuck birth, entering the world 
of space & time is a bitch
Searching for purpose in the random 
universe sucks dick
Is it deterministic or am I free to 
choose my way
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Did I choose to not give a fuck 
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about ice cube trays

Am
If I want ice I'll go to the fucking
 corner store and buy a bag
Filling you up and waiting for the 
water to freeze is a motherfucking 
drag
You know what? Fuck the word fuck, I
 don't need to use it
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I'll replace it with the word 
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chainsaw for this chorus

Am
(I don't a give a chainsaw...)
About anything, chainsaw everyone 
and chainsaw everything, what
(I don't give a chainsaw...)
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I literally don't give a chainsaw 
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about anything

Am
If there was a contest to see who 
doesn't give a fuck the most
I wouldn't win cause I don't give a 
fuck about winning yo
I don't even give a fuck about not 
giving a fuck,
     F               E
so I do give a fuck... wait, what?

Am
(I give a fuck...)
About everything, I love everyone 
and care about everything
(I give a fuck...)
         F                  
I literally care about every 
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motherfucking thing