Pop Song

Em                    Am
Girl, im a sexually attractive man.
                             Em
That makes me a good artist.

This is my new single…
                  Am
I hope you like it.


Em
Wealthy men hired me
              Am
to sing this song that they wrote for me.
                           Em
They’re investing in this quasi-music video,
                           Am
and theyre paying to get a bid on the radio.

(on the radio)


            Em
And they’re gonna sell a million (a million),
           Am
Yes it’s gonna go platinum…


               Em
‘Cause they’ll market this song
                             Am
to young impressionable and insecure teenage girls.


       Em
‘Cause all you gotta say is,
                         Am
ohh baby i love you and girl i need you in my world.


                Em
‘Cause they’ll market this song
                            Am
to young impressionable and insecure teenage girls.


       Em
‘Cause all they gotta do
                               Am
is find a sexually attractive man

that can sing all the words.


                   Em
(and now the token rap verse