Too Fast

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G|-----------------2-4--5h6-4-----
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Bm                  A             
I can run a hundred miles without 
Bm           A
stopping for rest.
Bm               A           Bm 
I can stay under water for 5 
                 A
minutes on a single breath.
G                      A
When I focus my mind I always reach 
my goal,
G                            
but there's one thing I cannot 
  A
control...

          D      D7M
I cum too fast...
D7        G
I cum too fast...
A                       Bm       
A couple strokes and my erection 
     A            D
is a thing of the past.

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          D      D7M
I cum too fast...
D7        G
I cum too fast...
A                        Bm      
Sometimes it's even game over 
     A            D
before I take off my pants.

Bm                A              
I've read all the articles and 
   Bm          A
I've tried every trick.
Bm                             A 
Thinking of sports or of naked 
           Bm      A
Cathy Bates in About Schmidt.
G                                 
If the girl's on top sometimes 
  A
I'll last a minute or two,
G                                
but if we doggy-style oh man I'm 
A
screwed...

          D     D7M
I cum too fast...
D7        G
I cum too fast...
A                       Bm       
I carry a spare pair of underwear
   A                       D
 in case a girl sits on my lap.

          D     D7M
I cum too fast...
D7        G
I cum too fast...
A                 Bm             
I swear I'll even shoot my load 
    A               D
if a fly lands on my shaft.

Ooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh....
Ooohh. Damnit.