Wtf Collective 2

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Mc Confusing back in this bitch
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With a parking sandwhich and a 
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chicken ticket
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I got a liquid facelift from a fig 
with big tits
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And my wrist got twisted by a britt 
with fig spit
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And you don't understand it cause 
you're not supposed to
     F                      E
Like a candy cane snake in a jealous
 cartoon
      Dm                    Dm
And I'm gonna leave soon, but first 
I need to
      E                     E
Drink a Chevy Chase Face and rape 
Robocop 2
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Yo I'm MC Historical Inaccuracy
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I drop lyrical bombs like Hiroshima 
E
in '73
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I write rhymes like Shakespeare when
 he wrote Anne Franks Diary
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Which is about the Civil War from 
1812 and Germany
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I'm like the Spanish Inquisition 
Am
when they killed Jesus
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And Abe Lincoln's suicide was the 
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theme for my thesis
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Like Moses when I focus I can split 
the Red Sea
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Like he did in 1950 with the Chinese
 army
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I'm MC Don't Know How To Pluralize 
Word(s)
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I've got so many rhyme and I sleep 
with all the girl
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When there's more than one of 
           Dm
something you're supposed to 
pluralize
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But I never learned that throughout
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 all the year I've been alive
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Hello, I'm MC Canadian Stereotype
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I'm aboot to get started, so let me
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 get off the ice
      Dm                      Dm
But I don't want any trouble and I'm
 always polite
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Now hop on my snowmobile and I will 
tell you what I like
Continúa después del anuncio
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But first I'll turn off curling and 
turn down Avril Lavigne
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Et j'vais dire une phrase en 
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francias, parce qui'ici on est 
bilingue
   Dm                      Dm
Oh boy I fell off my igloo and I 
hurt my knee
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Let's go to the hospital, don't 
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worry here in Canada it's free, eh
Am         Am
MC Fatigue did you miss me
     F                      E
I'll be awake five minutes cause I 
had a coffee
         Dm                      
I'll try to get through my verse, 
Dm
but I really don't know
      E                 E
I had that coffee about five minutes
 ago

CHORUS:
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They hired me again to sing this 
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mother fuckin chorus!
                         Dm
I haven't found a fuckin job yet
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So I have to do this bull shit (I 
can't take it I'm done)
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I don't think I can sing another 
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fuckin chorus!
                           Dm
I think I'm gonna jump off a bridge
                          E
Or shoot myself like Kurt Cobain did
 (I think my dad has a gun)

Verses:
Am                   Am
I'm MC Knows Too Many Facts About 
Bees
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50 miles an hour is their average 
speed
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A queen can lay up to 3,000 eggs in 
a day
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Just cause I know a lot about bees 
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doesn't mean that I'm gay
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I'm also MC In The Closet Homosexual
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I hide it cause it's easier to be 
heterosexual
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We can't even get married in most 
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states here in America
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it's fucked up(MC Canadian 
               E
Stereotype: Gay marriage is legal 
here in Canada)
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I'm MC Homophobic Fucking Asshole
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Being gay is evil and it is 
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unnatural
      Dm                         
Jesus said to love thy neighbor, but
Dm
 only if they are straight
        E             E
Penises go in viginas anything else 
is just insane
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I'm Mc Extremely Inappropriate 
Rhymes
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I shake things up like J. Fox when I
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 get on the Mic
      Dm              Dm
And I drop my enemies just like 
Christopher Reeve's horse
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Then I put them to sleep like Heath 
Ledger of course
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WOAH, I'm MC Extremely Politically 
Correct
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I disagree with the last MC's 
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Lyrical content
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It was: offensive, insensitive, and 
in very bad taste
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Just like that guy who wrote that 
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song when Michael Jackson passed 
away
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Yo, MC Final Verse here to end the 
song
 F                      E
One was enough we didn't need a 
sequel Jon
       Dm                  
Make a fourth "Show Me Your 
           Dm
Genitals" or another "Normal Guy"
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But for now lets end this stupid 
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song with a suicide

Chorus:
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This is the last time that I will 
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ever sing a chorus!
                       Dm
My dad's gun was in his closet
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And I'm gonna end this bull shit (I 
had a good run)
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I'm gonna pull the trigger as soon
                 F
 as I finish the chorus!
            Dm
Syanora and farewell
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Guess I'll see you all in Hell 
(4,3,2,1)
Am