[Kevin]
Joe!
Joe!
Are you coming?
Joe!

[Joe]
Hey Kevin!

[Kevin]
You're late for rehearsal, man

[Joe]
Sorry, I was just updating my top eight on MySpace

[Kevin]
Better make sure you put Nick in there

[Nick]
Someone's say my name?

[Joe]
Sorr-
Oh, sorry Nick, I didn't see you under there

[Nick]
Also, did you get those tickets to see "Borat" again?

[Joe]
Of course!
It's very nice!

[Kevin]
My wife!

[Nick]
Man, the thing about "Borat" is it " ll never get old. Ever!

[Kevin]
All right, are you guys ready to do this thing?

[Nick]
Let's do it!

[Kevin]
Let's rehearse!

[Joe]
Come on!

[Nick]
Let's do it!

One, two, three, four!

One day
We were at home
Rehearsing
When we heard a funny noise

Opened
The backdoor
To find out
It was a dude with a British voice

Stood there
He said his name was
James Corden
We hadn't heard of him

He told us he built a time machine
Described all the thing he's seen, yeah

He said: I've been to the year 2019
You won't believe who the new president is
It's the guy who hosts The Apprentice
And it's pretty weird, super weird

He showed us
The future
Through the portal
And we saw everything

Spider-Man
And another one
And another one
And another one

Found out
There's a mascot
Called Gritty
He made us terrified

We thought the future would be the best
So what's new with Kanye West?

Uhhh

He said: I've been to the year 2019
TV has changed, now it's all in your cellphone
You can filter any photo
Look, I'm a dog
A sexy dog

I took a trip to 2019
Twitter sucks, Instagram is thriving
Everybody's wearing really tight jeans
You'll be married, that's surprising

I took a trip to 2019
So many brand new milk we're trying
Cashew, almond, flax milk, oat milk
Rice milk, soy milk, hemp and goat milk

I took a trip to 2019
Lonely Kevin's still the best meme
Everybody is obsessed with flossing

He said: That Blockbuster is shutdown
And Apple makes watches now
Yeah-eah, yeah

I've been to the year 2019
Fyre Fest was a total disaster
And The Rock is now a big actor
Box office champ
Dwayne Johnson

(Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey)

I've been to the year 2019
There's dogs on planes for emotional reasons
The Kardashians have 15 season
They're everywhere, we're Keeping Up

I've been to the year 2019
Some things have changed, but it still can get better
And our band is back together
And doing fine, doing fine

[James]
Ladies and gentlemen, the Jonas Brothers, come on!
We'll be right back, everybody!