De-Evolving

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Em G C9 B+

[Verse]
Em                G               
   I guess you've noticed that my 
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arms don't fit in my old suits
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Em                G               
   I guess you've noticed that I'm
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 eating lots of jungle fruits
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Anyway more than I used to
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I used to be so tall and thin
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Now I'm not exactly sure which 
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phylum I'm in

[Chorus]
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And I know there's a monkey in the 
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future for you
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And there's nothing modern science
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 can do
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Keeping the thumb but  I'm 
  Bm
getting dumb
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I'm de-vol-ving, I'm de-vol-ving
     A
I am de-evolving

[Verse]
Em                G              
   I guess you've noticed that I 
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can't sit still at dinner-time
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Em                G              
   I guess you've noticed that I 
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quit my job and I learned to 
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sign
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Anyway more than I used to
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I used to have a little body hair
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Now I have to use a razor 
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every-where

[Chorus]
                     G             
And I know there's a monkey in the 
D          A  Asus4 A
future for you
            G              A      
And there's nothing modern science
     D  Dsus4  D
 can do
G           D         F#         
Keeping the thumb but  I'm 
  Bm
getting dumb
       G   D            G   D
I'm de-vol-ving, I'm de-vol-ving
     A
I am de-evolving

[Bridge]
E           Emaj7
 Why get so angry at me?
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I don't under-stand how you 
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expect me to defend my actions
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Knowing what you now know
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 Monkey one and monkey two
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Monkey me and monkey you
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Monkey see and monkey
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Do you still love me
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     Now that I'm a monkey?

[Verse]
Em                G              
   I guess you've noticed that I 
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drag my knuckles when I dance
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Em                G              
   I guess you've noticed that I 
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stuff a tail in-side my pants
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                   A
Anyway more than I used to
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I used to see a movie now and then
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Now I'm never gonna watch King Kong
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 a-gain

[Chorus]
                     G             
And I know there's a monkey in the 
D          A  Asus4 A
future for you
            G              A      
And there's nothing modern science
     D  Dsus4  D
 can do
G           D         F#         
Keeping the thumb but  I'm 
  Bm
getting dumb
       G   D            G   D
I'm de-vol-ving, I'm de-vol-ving
     A
I am de-evolving

[Otro]
Em G C9
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   I'm de-vol-ving
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   De-evol-ving
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   I'm a coal miner's daughter
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