Madelaine
Jonathan Coulton
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D If it doesn't kill you it'll make you strongerD But if it kills you you'll be deadG Use fluorescent bulbs, they'll probably last longerD But the buzzing sound might hurt your headB There's two ways of looking atB/C# your problemD D/C# Right or wrong, win or loseD/CB Stand around and you'll never get the job doneD C All you have to do is choose [CHORUS]F G Madelaine, stay with meD E Madelaine, leave me beBb A Madelaine, just tell me whatD you're gonna doF G Madelaine, stay for moreD E Madelaine, use the doorBb A Madelaine, I'm gonna leave it upD to you [VERSE 2]D You could buy a dog to keep away the bad guysD But you'd have to walk him every dayContinues after the adG You could open up a Chicken Kitchen franchiseD Piss off the ASPCAB Either way, you better make yourB/C# mind upD D/C# What is what, which is whichD/CB 'Cause on the mound, they're ready with the windupD C And you can't miss another pitch [CHORUS]F G Madelaine, stay with meD E Madelaine, leave me beBb A Madelaine, just tell me whatD you're gonna doF G Madelaine, stay for moreD E Madelaine, use the doorBb A Madelaine, I'm gonna leave it upD to you [BRIDGE]Gm A Gm A So many tasties on your plateBb F G What is a hungry girl to do?Gm A Gm A Already it may be too lateBb C D I'm sick of cooking for you [VERSE 3]D You could tell me that it's getting past your bedtimeD And that you have to say good nightG You could tell me that you've had way too much red wineD You would probably be rightB Either way, you better wash thoseB/C# glassesD D/C# You've got friends coming byD/CB And besides, you're sick of making passesD C Truth be told, so am I [CHORUS]F G Madelaine, stay with meD E Madelaine, leave me beBb A Madelaine, just tell me whatD you're gonna doF G Madelaine, stay for moreD E Madelaine, use the doorBb A Madelaine, I'm gonna leave it upD to you