Previously On Braindead

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Some kind of meteor came down - no one knows where it’s from
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They shipped it off so they could study it in Washington
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Guess what? It’s filled with space bugs; now they’re loose and eating people’s brains
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Poor Laurel only wants to make her documentaries
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She’s out of money so she works for Luke, her brother,
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he’s a Democratic senator She listens to constituents complain!
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Gareth is working for Red Wheatus, who’s a senator, a Southerner, Republican, a drunk
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Government is shutting down, ‘til they find a work-around - deal they make looks like a slam 
dunk!...
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But space bugs crawl into Red’s brain and start controlling him
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He steals a Democrat and flips him to Republican
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The shutdown happens and now everybody is mad again
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Laurel discovers Scarlett’s sleeping with her brother and
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It looks like Scarlett probably has a space bug problem, too
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You know your day was lousy when somebody’s head explodes on you