Re Your Brains
Jonathan Coulton
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E|-----------------| B|-----------------|G|-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-0-|D|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-0-|A|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-x-|E|-1-0-1-0-1-0-1-3-| Verse and chorus Am x02210F 133211 C x32010 G/B x2003xG 3x0003 Fdim7 xx3434 Am7/G 3x2010 also notated as C/GD7/F# 2x0212E7 020100Fm 133111 Csus4 x33010 F/E 0332xx Dm xx0231 BridgeAb 466544 Eb x6888x Gdim7 xx5656 Db x4666x Dbm x46654 [Verse 1]Am F Heya Tom, it's Bob... from theC C G/B office down the hallAm F Good to see you buddy, how've youG C/G G been?Fdim7 Am Things have been OK for meAm7/G D7/F# except that I'm a zombie nowG I really wish you'd let us inF C I think I speak for all of us whenE7 Am I say I understandF C Why you folks might hesitate toE7 Am submit to our demandF Fm But here's an FYI: you're all gonna die... screaming [Chorus]C G F All we want to do is eat yourG brainsContinues after the adC G We're not unreasonable, I mean, noF* one's gonna eat your eyesC G F All we want to do is eat yourG brainsAm Em We're at an impasse here, maybe weF* should compromise:F F/E Dm If you open up the doorsF F/E F G We'll all come inside and eat yourC brains [Verse 2]Am F I don't want to nitpick, Tom,C G/B but is this really your plan?Am F To spend your whole life lockedG C/G G inside a mall?Fdim7 Am Maybe that's OK for now butAm7/G someday you'll be out of food andD7/F# guns And then you'll have to make theG callF C I'm not surprised to see youE7 Am haven't thought it through enoughF C You never had the head for allE7 Am that bigger picture stuffF But Tom, that's what I do, and IFm plan on eating you... slowly [Chorus 2]C G F All we want to do is eat yourG brainsC G We're not unreasonable, I mean, noF* one's gonna eat your eyesC G F All we want to do is eat yourG brainsAm Em We're at an impasse here, maybe weF* should compromise:F F/E Dm If you open up the doorsF F/E F G We'll all come inside and eatAb your brains [Bridge]Eb Gdim7 I'd like to help you Tom, in anyDb way I canDbm I sure appreciate the way you'reAb working with meEb I'm not a monster Tom, well,Gdim7 Fm technically I amC I guess I am [Solo]C G F E|----------------------------- B|----------------------------- G|----------------------------- D|---5---5-4-5---5-4-3---3----- A|----------------------------- E|----------------------------- G C G F E|---------------------------------------------| B|---------------------------------------------| G|---------------------------------------5-----| D|-------------------------------7---5---------| A|5h7p5\3---3----5p3-5/7-3---7-----------------| E|--------3------------------------------------| C G F G E|------------------------------ B|--8---3/5--------------------- G|------------5----------------- D|----------------7---5---3h5-3- A|------------------------------ E|------------------------------ C G F Am E|--------------------------------------------| B|--------------------------------------------| G|--------------------------------------------| D|-------3-2-3-2-3-2-3/5-5--------------------| A|5/7-----------------------------------------| E|--------------------------------------------|[Verse 3]Am F I've got another meeting Tom,C G/B maybe we could wrap it upAm F I know we'll get to common groundG C/G G somehowFdim7 Meanwhile I'll report back to myAm Am7/G colleagues who were chewing on theD7/F# doorsG I guess we'll table this for nowF C I'm glad to see you takeE7 Am constructive criticism wellF C Thank you for your time, I knowE7 Am we're all busy as hellF And we'll put this thing to bedFm When I bash your head.. open [Chorus 3]C G F All we want to do is eat yourG brainsC G We're not unreasonable, I mean, noF* one's gonna eat your eyesC G F All we want to do is eat yourG brainsAm Em We're at an impasse here, maybe weF* should compromise:F F/E Dm If you open up the doorsF F/E F G We'll all come inside and eatC Csus4 C your brains