E|-----------------| B|-----------------| G|-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-0-| D|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-0-| A|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-x-| E|-1-0-1-0-1-0-1-3-| Verse and chorus Am x02210 F 133211 C x32010 G/B x2003x G 3x0003 Fdim7 xx3434 Am7/G 3x2010 also notated as C/G D7/F# 2x0212 E7 020100 Fm 133111 Csus4 x33010 F/E 0332xx Dm xx0231 Bridge Ab 466544 Eb x6888x Gdim7 xx5656 Db x4666x Dbm x46654 [Verse 1] Am F C C G/B Heya Tom, it's Bob... from the office down the hall Am F G C/G G Good to see you buddy, how've you been? Fdim7 Am Am7/G D7/F# Things have been OK for me except that I'm a zombie now G I really wish you'd let us in F C E7 Am I think I speak for all of us when I say I understand F C E7 Am Why you folks might hesitate to submit to our demand F Fm But here's an FYI: you're all gonna die... screaming [Chorus] C G F G All we want to do is eat your brains C G F* We're not unreasonable, I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes C G F G All we want to do is eat your brains Am Em F* We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise: F F/E Dm If you open up the doors F F/E F G C We'll all come inside and eat your brains [Verse 2] Am F C G/B I don't want to nitpick, Tom, but is this really your plan? Am F G C/G G To spend your whole life locked inside a mall? Fdim7 Am Am7/G D7/F# Maybe that's OK for now but someday you'll be out of food and guns G And then you'll have to make the call F C E7 Am I'm not surprised to see you haven't thought it through enough F C E7 Am You never had the head for all that bigger picture stuff F Fm But Tom, that's what I do, and I plan on eating you... slowly [Chorus 2] C G F G All we want to do is eat your brains C G F* We're not unreasonable, I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes C G F G All we want to do is eat your brains Am Em F* We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise: F F/E Dm If you open up the doors F F/E F G Ab We'll all come inside and eat your brains [Bridge] Eb Gdim7 Db I'd like to help you Tom, in any way I can Dbm Ab I sure appreciate the way you're working with me Eb Gdim7 Fm I'm not a monster Tom, well, technically I am C I guess I am [Solo] C G F G C G F E|--------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|--------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|--------------------------------------------------------------------5-----| D|---5---5-4-5---5-4-3---3------------------------------------7---5---------| A|-----------------------------5h7p5\3---3----5p3-5/7-3---7-----------------| E|-------------------------------------3------------------------------------| C G F G C G F Am E|--------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|--8---3/5-----------------------------------------------------------------| G|------------5-------------------------------------------------------------| D|----------------7---5---3h5-3--------3-2-3-2-3-2-3/5-5--------------------| A|------------------------------5/7-----------------------------------------| E|--------------------------------------------------------------------------| [Verse 3] Am F C G/B I've got another meeting Tom, maybe we could wrap it up Am F G C/G G I know we'll get to common ground somehow Fdim7 Am Am7/G D7/F# Meanwhile I'll report back to my colleagues who were chewing on the doors G I guess we'll table this for now F C E7 Am I'm glad to see you take constructive criticism well F C E7 Am Thank you for your time, I know we're all busy as hell F And we'll put this thing to bed Fm When I bash your head.. open [Chorus 3] C G F G All we want to do is eat your brains C G F* We're not unreasonable, I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes C G F G All we want to do is eat your brains Am Em F* We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise: F F/E Dm If you open up the doors F F/E F G C Csus4 C We'll all come inside and eat your brains