Johnny In The Morning (just Havin' Fun)

Well people say I'm crazy
Some say I'm insane
Some say I'm immature
Some say I'm inhumane
Ah, let 'em squawk
'Cuz I don't care
What they throw my way
Yeah, I'm plaing tunes
In the valley of the loons
And loving it every day
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I'm just havin' fun
Can't ya see
And I ain't out to hurt no one
But there's a few of 'em after me
Now, life goes too fast
So I'm just trying to make it last
I'll be "Johnny in the Morning"
Just as long as I can be
Now they're strangling ducks in Tempe
He's got a crowbar in his head
They're eating dogs in California
And blowing off donkey's heads
They got rats in the sewer with Spaghetti-O's
And disco killing mice
Wel it's stories like these
Full of stink and sleaze
That make my job so nice
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Well I get up 'fore the sun does
To go on the radio
Yeah, the folks they should put in a mental home
They just put 'em on my show
You got the Singing Loon, Roscoe too
Don't forget the Repetition Kid
You got Yvonne in heat, sound so darn sweet
She's trying to get me into bed
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People, you know I love you
You really make my day
And until I get a better offer
Well this is where I'm gonna stay
CHORUS
And I'll be "Johnny in the Morning"
Just as long as I can be
Good morning to ya buddy
And I'll be "Johnny in the Morning"
Just as long as I can be