Six Minute Interlude

This is a concept album
This is a concept album
I'm breaking fourth wall to tell you
That this is a concept album
I just wanna tell you exactly what it's gonna be

Every song is based on a real person's secret
That they submitted to me on Instagram
May sound like a thin premise
May sound like a trite premise
But there's depth if you look for it
Or not, if you don't
I don't care

'Cause this is a concept album
This is a concept album
Based on real people's secrets
That I turned into songs

I'm explainin' it on the album
So I don't have to explain it on a press tour
I want to do other things on a press tour
Like try British food in a video for Lad Bible
Or prank call my celebrity friends on Elle magazine
Elle magazine, I wanna prank my celebrity friends
If we're being honest, I actually hate those prank call videos on Elle magazine
I think it's a total breach of privacy
For what? For what?
To make a media publication go viral
Yet not even associated with that publication

If I was Billie Eilish and you called me and you made me have extreme reactions
And then you revealed you were recording me, I would
Never trust you again
You will be out of my inner circle
Just like that
Is it worth it? Is it worth it for a little Elle magazine video? (Is it worth it?)

Anyway
This is a concept album
All these secrets are real, I think
Oh, yeah, every song is a different genre
So, don't get too attached to any specific sound or cadence
In general, never get too attached to sound or cadence
It's always setback

I wanna tell a story
I think it's the perfect time to tell a little story
It won't be long
(You've been singing for four minutes) so?
I ran into an old friend outside the other day
And he said he was going through a divorce
And he cheated on his wife
He said: I'm not a bad man, I just did a bad thing
Thought that was beautiful
Not a bad man
But I did a bad thing
Such a straight guy thing to say
Because no gay guy would admit they aren't a bad man
I'm not a bad man, I just did a bad thing
If this album is trash, I'm not a bad man, I just did a bad thing
I did a bad thing, secrets
I'm not a bad man, I just did a bad thing
I'm not a bad man, I did a bad thing
I'm not a bad man, I just did a bad thing
I did a bad thing, I did a bad thing, I did a bad thing

How long is that?
It's gonna be about six minute interlude
And it's the first track of my album
Did I already lose you? (You)
I'm still callin' it an interlude
Even though it's the first track (why?)

Not a bad man, did a bad thing
Secrets