Gaston

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[A]

Bm                      Bm   
Gosh, it disturbs me to see you 
           Bm                     Bm
Gaston, Looking so down in the dumps
Bm                       Bm      
Every guy here'd love to be you, 
         Bm                    Bm
Gaston! Even when taking your lumps
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There's no man in town as admired
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 as you, You're everyone's favorite
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 guy
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Everyone's awed and inspired by 
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you, And it's not very hard to see 
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why

[B]

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No one's slick as Gaston, No 
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one's quick as Gaston
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No one's neck's as incredibly thick 
as Gaston
            Bm                     
For there's no man in town half as 
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manly. Perfect, a pure paragon!
        Bm                   
You can ask any Tom, Dick, or 
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Stanley
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And they'll tell you whose team 
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they'd prefer to be on

[C]

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Who plays darts like Gaston?, 
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Who breaks hearts like Gaston?
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Who’s much more than the sum of his
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 parts like Gaston?
     Bm                
As a specimen, yes, I'm 
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intimidating!
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My, what a guy, that Gaston!

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[D]

  A                     A/A#
I needed encouragement, thank you, 
LeFou
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Well, there's no one as easy to 
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bolster as you!   Too much? ...Yep

[E]

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No one fights like Gaston, Douses 
  A
lights like Gaston
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In a wrestling match, nobody bites 
like Gaston
       Bm                      
When I hunt, I sneak up with my 
 Em         Em            A      
quiver And beasts of the field 
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say a prayer
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First, I carefully aim for the 
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liver, Then I shoot from behind
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Is that fair? I don't care

[F]

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No one hits like Gaston, Matches 
 A
wits like Gaston
     A                       D
In a spitting match, nobody spits 
like Gaston
    Bm                
I'm especially good at 
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expectorating! (Spits)   Ten 
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points for Gaston!

[BRIDGE]

F#                       Bm      
When I was a lad, I ate four 
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dozen eggs every morning to help me
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 get large
A                             Bm 
And now that I'm grown, I eat 
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five dozen eggs
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So I'm roughly the size of a bar…ge!

[Music Interlude]

[G]

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Who has brains like Gaston? 
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Entertains like Gaston?
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Who can make up these endless 
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refrains like Gaston?
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I use antlers in all of my 
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decorating

[OUTRO]

A            A A G A
Say it again
        E/G#          E E D E
Who's a man among men?
          G          E/G#          
Who's the super success? Don't you 
A                Bm
know? Can't you guess?
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Ask his fans and his five hangers-on
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There's just one guy in town, 
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Who's got all of it down...

        Em         A
And his name's G-A-S...T...I believe
 there's another T...
It just occurred to me that I'm 
illiterate
And I've never actually had to spell
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 it out loud before...

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Gaston!
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For Melissa, Dom, Mills, Mimes &
 Bea