Let Me Solo Her

Failure is foreign to me
I've never been felled in battle
No one has shown me defeat
So I'll slaughter 'em all like cattle
My sword will siphon your life force
Now it's your soul that you'll fight for
I'm the severed, I'm the blade
I'm the rotten a depraved
And the digger of your grave

I got a cloth on my loins
And a pot on my head
Nothin' but a couple of katanas in hand
The song of my sword is an art of my dance
So pick up your weapon if
I'm droppin' my pants
I don't plan to get hit, so why wear armor
I'm no White Knight
But I'm quite the charmеr
This rotten Rapunzel requirеs a barber
But an arm and a leg is
What I'm gonna charge her
Malenia's runnin' a slaughterhouse
So taking her down ain't an option now
I've studied her form, so if anyone finds
A bloodstain on the floor
For sure it isn't mine

Now let me solo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo her
Pretty please summon me
Let me solo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo her
Don't arrest me for indecent
Expo-po-po-po-po-po-posure
No menage a trois, sorry brah
Let me solo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo her
Solo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo her

I was carved from marble, keep my body cut
Gotta stay rock hard cause I'm hard to touch
I don't need protection from your Scarlet Rot
You got a lot of moves
None of which are hard to dodge
Look, I took an L with her plenty of times
So whenever I fight
You know I'm ready to die
I got nothing to lose or anything on the line
Except my reputation
I'll bring my legend to life

When I solo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo her
Pretty please summon me
Let me solo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo her
Don't arrest me for indecent
Expo-po-po-po-po-po-posure
No menage a trois, sorry brah
Let me solo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo her
Solo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo her

I'm flawless like the Jawline of Chad
Reincarnate of giantdad
Sculpted buttocks with the tightest abs
So you see why I am never iron clad
When the night is dark
You know I'll light the path
But you don't need to know who
Am I behind the mask
I ain't lookin' for fame
Nor the applause of the crowd
I speak with a blade, and I leave with a bow
Long have I walked on the path of the jar
And I'll never stop, I'll ascend to the stars
Long live my legacy, I'm far from done
But my song will have not gone unsung

Who is this man, bringing the world together
Turning the lands between against me now
Heavy his hand yet treading
Light as a feather can nothing take him down

Let me solo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo her
Pretty please summon me
Let me solo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo her
Don't arrest me for indecent
Expo-po-po-po-po-po-posure
No menage a trois, sorry brah
Let me solo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo her
Solo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo her