Bootlegger Boogie

Runnin' whiskey by the moonlight
We're the buzzin' fuzz's plight
Don't think you could take us in a fight!

We're professionals in our field
Step to us, your fate is sealed!
The Moonshine Mob don't never, ever yield!

In our web of influence
I'm da one what knocks da sense
Into nosy busybodies' heads

Eight legs, all limbs underhanded
Touch the venom? BOOM! You're dead!
So why not turn around
Get lost, and SCRAM instead!

There ain't no booze like bug-brewed booze
Da ones da mugs would always choose
Da Inkwell peoples learn da news
From their first sip of tarantula juice!

Here to beat out prohibition
Shell da gin out, dat's our mission
We run da town, da Mob will always win!

Runnin' whiskey by the moonlight
We're the buzzin' fuzz's plight
Don't think you could take us in a fight!
BINGO-BONGO

We're professionals in our field
Step to us, your fate is sealed!
The Moonshine Mob don't never, ever yield!

The party never stops when the Moonshines hit the town
And there's juice to down

The cruelest scandals, scamps, and thugs
Can't resist the jitterbug
Spifflicated, drinkin' by the jug

'Cause it's just business, see?
We're gettin' by
It's do-or-die
Here on the streets

Our speakeasy's swingin'
Jivin' junkies singin'
To the barrel's sound!

Near or far for giggle water
As our guest grow ever hotter
Someone's gotta keep 'em in the mill

Dance the night away with me
Don't you clap on one and three!
No wet blankets in this house of thrills!

This fancy flapper's got the moves
To sell the booze
Get in the groove
You wiseguys know that it'd behoove you
To fill up your head hooch!

Here to beat out prohibition
Shell the gin out, that's our mission
We run the town, the Mob will always win!

Runnin' whiskey by the moonlight
We're the buzzin' fuzz's plight
Don't think you could take us in a fight!

We're professionals in our field
Step to us, your fate is sealed!
The Moonshine Mob don't never, ever yield!

Our pint-sized enterprise
Built beneath the copper's eyes
Our racket, no surprise
Rakes the dough in!

Them bug, they make the trip
To have a little sip!
And if they don't pay the tip?
Well, bambinos, 'course youse knowin'

How dis nose works, you can guess
What happens to non-payin' guests!
I was just thinkin' I'd like a snack!
Slurpslurpslurpslurpslurpslurpslurpslurpslurp

Cross us, and lickety-split
In my snout, you'll surely fit
Youse da victim of an anteater attack!
Haha!

Call me bouncer, make 'em bounce
Youse cups and cops, I'm gonna trounce
Don't speak in tongues
My tongue'll pounce
Dish out da hurt, no small amounts!

Here to beat out prohibition
Shell da gin out, dat's our mission
We run da town, da Mob, we always win!

That's it, folks! We got a knockout!
Here's the victor of the bout!
Adulation, fortune, fame, and clout!
NOT!!!

Thought you won? You'll learn to fear
The boss of the racketeers!
Listen up, you better be all ears!

More than a brawl is surely brewing
'Cause the Mob's got whiskey stewin'
Even if the cops are suin'
Got rich quick through naughty doings!

Wanna scrap?
Lets escar-go!
The real McCoy has come to throw!
On our turf, the Moonshines run the show!

Here to beat out prohibition
Shell the gin out, that's our mission!
We run the town, the Mob will always win!
HAHAHAHA!!!!

[Outro: All]
Runnin' whiskey by the moonlight
We're the buzzin' fuzz's plight
Don't think you could take us in a fight!

We're professionals in our field
Step to us, your fate is sealed!
The Moonshine Mob don't never, ever yield!

LET'S MAKE A DEAL!