If It Ain't Foreign It's Borin'

Got - got - got - got rice bitch? I'm the nicest
Everybody call me slay, I slice shit
I'm the stuff in the curry, I'm spicy
My bling-bling Kristi Yamaguchi icy
The Slaysian mother

I stay reppin' for my people who
Ain't got no voice, there ain't no other
Yeah, I got a lot of pride and I wanna share it
All my Slaysians, make some noise!
(Whoo whoo)

Everybody wanna be like us
Wanna look like us
Wanna dress like us
Want success like us
Want tech like us

Want the hair and the food
Have some babies by us
I can't blame em'
Cause I fucking love being Asian
Went super sayian, then turned into a Slaysian
Tryna rid the world of cultural appropriation
You don't agree? Then whatchu sayin'?

If it ain't foreign it borin
Hittin' em' swisher sweets, straight scorin'
Car peelin' off the lot like orange
Ice grillin'
George Foreman
If it ain't foreign it borin' aye
If it ain't foreign it borin, it borin'
If it ain't foreign it borin' aye
Ice grillin'
George Foreman

Yeah, I've always been this lit
Yeah, hair color like pancit
Yeah, haters be so inggit
Yeah, aye nakakainis

Yeah, yeah I switch it up in Tagalog
Yeah, when I'm pullin' up its a bagyo
Yeah, yeah I'm that bitch, walang bago
Yeah, keepin' it salbahe in the barrio
Stop tryna erase our existence by kids
Know white people to playin' our roles

I won't allow my people to roll mountains of chopsticks and rolls
Walang hiya
Slaysians it's our turn to let our stories be told
At the end of the day where they roll with their homies
I'll let that their hands to the stove, yeah

If it ain't foreign it borin'
You a fuck boy
I'm ignorin'
Got the crowd going wild while I'm tourin'
Models poppin, cups pourin'
If it ain't foreign its borin' aye
If it ain't foreign its borin', it's borin'
If it ain't foreign its borin' aye

I smell a bitch
Oo, I pull up
Pull up in that skrrr, with the squad all foreign in a foreign
I pull up
Pull up in that skrrr, with the squad all foreign in a foreign
I pull up
Pull up in that skrrr, with the squad all foreign in a foreign
I pull up
Pull up in that skrrr, with the squad all foreign in a foreign, yeah

W-what's up y'all, it's ya girl K Rizz aka Slayrizz
Aka the Filipino Prrrrrrrinsesa, aka the Slaysian mother
Ya heard?