I'm just waiting for
The man to come with all my things
And I'm just waiting for
Another man to take it all

And it's not hard to tell
That I've learnt my lesson well
But I'm just waiting for
The man to come and go away

What are you waiting for?
Get up off your seat
It's just seven days
It feels like a week

What are you moaning for?
You've got all that you want
Life could be worse
You could be a nurse

It seems most sensible
For us to keep the purse strings tight
And move the decimals
A couple of places to the right

And it's not hard to tell
That I've learnt my lesson well
Oh it seems most sensible
But not exactly what we'd like

What are you waiting for?
Get up off your seat
It's just seven days
It feels like a week

What are you moaning for?
You've got all that you want
Life could be worse
You know we all could be cursed

I can't help being like this
So don't rearrange it
I don't mean to be a dick
I just don't like the changes

And I can't help the things I say
You know I wouldn't to strangers
But I don't like going away
Because it puts me in danger

I can tell you now
There aint a problem can't be solved
With a good old fashioned row
So grit your teeth and stand your ground

And it's not hard to tell
That I've learnt my lesson well
But I'm still waiting for
The man to come with all my things

What are you waiting for?
Get up off your seat
It's just seven days
It feels like a week

What are you moaning for?
You've got all that you want
Life could be worse
You could leave in a Hearse