Was he painted in Greece or Italy? Maybe the boot or Sicily?
It was novel idea. It was nothing for kids to see
An ideal man, remaining a mystery.

Chorus
You're on a mug a million a miles away
They threw you out. You've got a place to stay.

Was he a famous figure or make believe? Maybe a swimmer who claims the seas?
He was a cannonesque model remaining a mystery.

(Chorus)