Dong

Dickie 6 - "This here's Dickie 6, I need a radio check my
one point seventy nine, come back"
Black Dong - "You got Black Dong here, biggest and most
powerful thing in the world, back"
D6 - "Yeah, Black Dong, I just left the titty car wash in
Hurricane. They got a fourteen year old girl in the cabin with
Daddy puttin' her hand on the stove, trying to put the fear of
Jesus in her and I'm just trying to appeal to her better
side."
BD - "Hey, hey, that's all fine and dandy. I'm travelling
up 79, going past Charleston. Might stop off and see a little
honey of mine named Alison. But I'm really looking for Bald
Knob, you got your ears on? What's your twenty Knob?"<
Knob - "Knob, I have got these whores, I got ten ful, every
chain man does, and every wet station's on my knee. I'm gonna
Me-xi-co. I'm looking for some sexual healin'. Why don't you
boys meet me up at the bar in Mo-town."
Black Dong - *(Car turns round, tires screeching)* "Wow,
that's a good idea, I'll bypass Charleston and meet you in
Morgantown. What do you think Dickie?"
D6 - "I got the pedal to the metal now, I'm heading to
Mo-town."
BD - "Bald Knob!"