The Wedding List

[First Part]

                Dm       Bb
No, I'll never give the hunt up
Gm        D2
   And I won't muck it up
Dm      Am/E        Dm      Am/E
   Somehow this was it, I knew
Dm        Am/E       Dm       Am/E
   Maybe fate wants you dead too
Dm               Am/E          
   We've come together in the 
Dm        C
very same room
    Gm          D2
And I'm coming for you!

[Second Part]

                 Dm    Bb
Do you think I'd ever let you
Gm       D2
   Get away with it, huh?
Dm      Am/E      Dm     Am/E
   He swooned in warm maroon
         Dm          Am/E         
There's gas in your barrel, and 
    Dm          Am/E
I'm flooded with doom
Dm                Am/E    
   You've made a wake of our 
    Dm   C
honeymoon
    Gm          D2
And I'm coming for you!

[Pre-Chorus]

Dm          E               Gm7 
All of the headlines said 
          Dm/F
"Passion Crime
 Dm           Dm/C
Newly Weds, Groom Shot Dead
 E                Gm6
Mystery Man, God Help the Bride
         Dm   C       D2/C
She's a wi___dow, all in red
      Bb7M(9)          Gm
With his red still wet"

[Chorus 1]

She said
                             Dm  
I'll put him on the wedding list
Bb7M(9)/C  Bb7M(9)  Gm7

                             Dm  
I'll put him on the wedding list
Bb7M(9)/C  Bb7M(9)  Gm7

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                           Dm  
I'll get him and I will not  
Bb7M(9)/C  Bb7M(9)  Gm7(9)
miss

[Third Part]

                Dm      Bb
And now, as I'm coming for you
Gm        D2
   All I see is Rudi
Dm        Am/E       Dm        Am/E
   I die with him, again and again
    Dm      Am/E    Dm   Am/E
And I feel good in my revenge
Dm            Am/E      Dm       
   I'm gonna fill your head with 
C
lead
Gm          D2
I'm coming for you!

[Fourth Part]

                  Dm           Bb
And when it's all over you'll roll 
over
Gm                 D2
   The butt of my gun
Dm           Am/E      Dm        
One in your belly, and one for 
 Am/E
Rudi
     Dm           Am/E        Dm 
You got what you gave by the heel
         Am/E
 of my bootie
 Dm        Am/E        Dm      C
Bang bang, out like an old cherootie
Gm          D2
I'm coming for you!

[Pre-Chorus]

Dm          E               Gm7 
All of the headlines said 
          Dm/F
"Passion Crime
 Dm           Dm/C
Newly Weds, Groom Shot Dead
 E                Gm6
Mystery Man, God Help the Bride
         Dm   C       D2/C
She's a wi___dow, all in red
      Bb7M(9)          Gm
With his red still wet"

[Chorus 2]

But she sure got him on the wedding 
 Dm  Bb7M(9)/C  Bb7M(9)  Gm7
list
                          Dm  
I got him on the wedding list!
Bb7M(9)/C  Bb7M(9)  Gm7

                       Dm    
I got him and I did not  miss
Bb7M(9)/C  Bb7M(9)  Gm7

                             Dm  
I pinned him on the wedding list!
Bb7M(9)/C  Bb7M(9)  Gm7


[Outro]

Dm        Bb7M(9)             Gm7
   And after she shot the guy
Dm         Bb7M(9)      Gm7
   She committed suicide
             Dm
I'm coming, Rudi!
             Bb7M(9)        Gm7
And later, when they analysed
Dm               Bb7M(9)         
   They found a little one inside
G#m7

Dm               Bb7M(9)       Gm7
   It must have been Rudi's  child
                        Dm
I shot, shot, shot him honey!
       Bb7M(9)              Gm7
Never mind, she got the guy
                    Dm
He hit the ground, Rudi!
        Bb7M(9)    Gm7
An eye for an eye
   ( Dm    Bb7M(9)/C   Bb7M(9)  
Ashes   to ashes       to   
Gm7 )
ashes
Dm         Bb7M(9)    Gm7
   An eye for an eye
         ( Dm   Bb7M(9)/C    
I hit him,     hit him!
Bb7M(9)  Gm7 )

Dm         Bb7M(9)    Gm7
   An eye for an eye
      Dm  Bb7M(9)  Gm7
Rudi!
      Dm  Bb7M(9)  Gm7
Rudi!
( Dm  Bb7M(9)/C  Bb7M(9)  Gm7 )
                        I'm coming, 
coming, coming, honey!
Dm                 Dm  Bb7M(9)/C
   An eye for an eye
Bb7M(9)  Gm7(9)
     Rudi!