Dear Deer

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Dear Deer
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I am writing you a letter
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In the hopes that you'll learn better
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Not to go in the woods in Pennsylvania
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Cause my dad's in a tree waiting to kill ya
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Just be warned
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Some say
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Dreaming till tomorrow
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That I'll wash away your sorrow
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But I'm telling you to not sleep with your eyes closed
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If you do you'll end up sitting in a pot roast
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It's not fair
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Some say Pennsylvania's sunny
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I prefer to say it's gunny
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Okay, maybe that's not funny
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But either way it's way too punny
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I know
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Okay
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Dear deer
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New Jersey just might suit you
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Because there they cannot shoot you
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But the exit signs and turnpikes are just not fun
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But better than a man holding a shotgun
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Don't you think?
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I'm just writing to remind you
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That an orange man will find you
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Sneak up right behind you
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Seal the fate that's been assigned to you
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Just know
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That your population's shrinking
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And the Pennsylvania thinking is just backward
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And 'll leave you cold and mounted on a placard
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It's not fair
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Deer I hope that you can hear me
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Cause I think of you so "deer-ly"
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So I'll write each sentence clearly
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And I'll sign it with sincerely
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K-A-T-E
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Kate!