The Bunny Song

I wish I had a bunny to nibble on
I wish I had a bunny who could mow my lawn
I wish I had a bunny who could laugh and play
I wish I had a bunny today.

And he would be my very best friend
He would be there until the end

When you're dead
You get shot in your head
And you are rotting and dead
In the sewer and the rats come to eat
But they get all grossed out because they look at my feet