Ur So Gay

    Em                                  C
I hope you hang yourself with your h&m scarf
                                   Am
While jacking off listening to Mozart
                     B
You bitch and moan about LA
Wishing you were in the rain, reading Hemingway
 Em
You don't eat meat
                     C
And drive electrical cars
                                    Am
You're so indie rock it's almost an art
                 B
You need SPF 45 just to stay alive

Em                                     C
You're so gay and you don't even like boys
                  Am
No, you don't even like

No, you don't even like
                       B
No, you don't even like boys
Em                                    C
You're so gay and you don't even like boys
Am
No, you don't even like

No, you don't even like
B
No, you don't even like…
Em                                           C
You're so sad maybe you should buy a happy meal
                                                 Am
You're so skinny you should really super size the deal
                      B
Secretly, you're so amused

That nobody understands you
Em                                                 C
I'm so mean, cause I cannot get your outta your head
                                             Am
I'm so angry, cause you rather myspace instead
                              B
I can't believe I fell in love
With someone that wears more makeup than...

Em                                     C
You're so gay and you don't even like boys
                  Am
No, you don't even like

No, you don't even like
                       B
No, you don't even like boys
Em                                    C
You're so gay and you don't even like boys
Am
No, you don't even like
No, you don't even like
B
No, you don't even like…
Em                                                                       C
You walk around like you're, oh, so debonair
                                                                                    Am
You pull em down and there's really nothing there
                                                        B
I wish you would just be real with me

Em                                     C
You're so gay and you don't even like boys
                  Am
No, you don't even like

No, you don't even like
                       B
No, you don't even like boys
Em                                    C
You're so gay and you don't even like boys
Am
No, you don't even like
No, you don't even like
B
No, you don't even like…