I Want My Rib Back

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NOW THE BIBLE TELLS THE STORY BOUT 
ADAMS RIB
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HOW THE LORD MADE A WOMAN FOR 
COMPANIONSHIP
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THE FIRST THING SHE DID WAS TAKE A 
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BITE OF THAT FORBIDDEN FRUIT
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I GUESS WE'LL BE PAYIN TILL THE END 
OF TIME
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AT LEAST THATS HOW IT IS WITH THAT 
WOMAN OF MINE
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OH LORD, I THINK I WANT MY RIB BACK

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NOW THIS IS WRONG, BABY THAT AINT 
RIGHT
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IM WORKIN TRYIN TO PLEASE THAT WOMAN
 DAY AND NIGHT
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SHES NEVER SATISFIED ALTHOUGH I TRY
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 TO DO THE BEST THAT I CAN
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THIS HAS GOTTA CHANGE OR HONEY IM 
GONNA LEAVE
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I WONT LET EVOLUTION MAKE A MONKEY 
OUTA ME
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OH LORD, I THINK I WANT MY RIB BACK


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THERES BEEN A HOLE IN MY WALLET AND 
A PAIN IN MY SIDE
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EVER SINCE I MADE THAT GIRL MY 
BLUSHIN BRIDE
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HER DADDY CALLS HER ANGEL AND HER 
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MAMMA CALLS HER THREE TIMES A NIGHT
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HER COUSINS ON MY SOFA, HER SISTERS 
GOT MY CAR
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HER BROTHERS DRINK MY LIQUIR LIKE MY
 HOUSE WAS A BAR
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OH LORD, I THINK I WANT MY RIB 
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BACK
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OH LORD, I THINK I WANT MY RIB BACK

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