Old Lady From Carlsbad

tempo = 120


Intro:
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Verse:

Met an old lady from Carlsbad who 
got bit on the ankle by a spider
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    Bb                    C

Swelled on up to about the size of 
her knee
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     C

Carryin' clothes in a plastic bag 
and breathin' kinda heavy
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    Bb

Havin' a hard day it was plain to 
see
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She said "Somebody stole my shopping
 cart, it sittin' outside the door.
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I don't understand who could be so 
cruel!"
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She said "Karma is a serious thing 
and a force to be reckoned with, 
and,
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      F           Bb

Well, the whippersnapper that took 
it is a fool!"
          F                   C   

         F


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And now I'm walkin' with an old lady
 down to the corner bus stop
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  F

Talkin' 'bout Jesus and how her 
heart he won
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        C

Talkin' with an old lady down at the
 corner bus stop
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           Bb

She said "'Spect you a miracle for 
the deed you done!"
           F                   C  

              F


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