Porta Potty

(Intro)
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G                     C
I fell in love in the portapotty 
line

G                          D
In the parking lot of some show.

G                      C
She was dancing round, clutching 
herself.

        G           D           G
She was waiting for her turn to go.

(Verse 1)

    G                              
Her dreadlocks swung down like 
  C
those shiny golden chains,

        G                      
and she looked to be strong and 
 D
brave.

   G                               
My nose was filled with the bouquet
 C
 of petula oil.

   G               D             
It looks like that she had never 
G
shaved.

(Verse 2)

       G                    C
Well I knew right away that I was in
 love.

     G                   D
That she was the one for me.

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     G                       C
Well I could not tell if she felt 
the same way,

    G           D          G
But I know that she had to pee.

(Chorus)

(Break)

(Verse 3)

    G                            
The sunlight shone bright through 
     C
the sundress she wore,

    G                             
and reflected off the ring in her 
D
nose.

    G                      C
Her ankle bells jingled as she 
danced around

       G            D        
I felt proud of the line I had 
  G
chose.

     G                             
Then all of a sudden she could not 
C
take it no more
        G                        
on that portapotty she wailed and 
     D
she banged.

    G                         C
And as she started tipping it back 
and forth,

     G                D          
Well I just raised my head and I 
G
sang.

(Chorus)

(Break)

     G                    C
That pretty little vacant sign 
showed her face,

   G                            D
as she flew right in like peter pan.

  G                  C
I wanted to be there when she was 
done,

   G            D               G
so I went and I peed behind the van.

     G                      C
Well I did not realize just how much
 had been drunk.

G                                 
I stood there for the length of 
  D
the song.

     G                      C
Well I zipped up, went back to that 
portapotty

G               D         G
my sweet little lover was gone.

(Chorus)
(Chorus)

G                      C
She was dancing round, clutching 
herself.

        G           D           G
She was waiting for her turn to go.
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Note: This is not to pitch with the 
recording.