Rocks Instead Of Rice

C    Am    F         G         
Long white Limousine pulls up 
      C      Am F G
to the church
  C    Am      F         G       
A sick part of me wishes it was a
 C      Am F G
 hearse
  C             Am     F         
I didn't get an invit- ation but 
    G         C   Am F G
I'm here any- way
    C Am    F           G       
And I don't care if I'm crashing
       C
 their big day

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         F            Am  G
Well, it might not be too Christian 
of me
       F            Am  G
And it might not be too nice
      F                G    C
But I wish we were all just standing
 around
               Am  G        C
Throwing rocks in- stead of rice

C    Am           F         G  
Long white dress, this must be 
           C    Am F G
some kinda joke
C       Am     F         G     
Virgin, please she ain't 
              C Am F G
fooling these folks
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       C                Am       
If the three of us were on Jerry 
F               G                
Springer I'd be pulling her hair
C Am F G

                  C            
And I'd kick that lying sack of 
 Am                     F
should've known better
       G              C
In the you know where

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         F            Am  G
Well, it might not be too Christian 
of me
       F            Am  G
And it might not be too nice
      F                G    C
But I wish we were all just standing
 around
               Am  G        C
Throwing rocks in- stead of rice

       F                   C      
Na na, na na, na na na na, na na, 
             Am     G        C
na na na na, na na, na na na na
       F                   C      
Na na, na na, na na na na, na na, 
             Am     G     C
na na na na, na na, na na na

          Am                  G   
Well, the vows that they just made
                           F
 sounded sweet and sincere
Am                  G            
Place your bets, my money's on 
          D
less than a year

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         F            Am  G
Well, it might not be too Christian 
of me
       F            Am  G
And it might not be too nice
      F                G    C
But I wish we were all just standing
 around
               Am  G        C
Throwing rocks in- stead of rice

        F                G  
Yeah, I wish we were all just 
  C
standing around
               Am  G              C
Throwing rocks in- stead of rice,
     F                   C        
Hey, na na, na na na na, na na, na
           Am     G        C
 na na na, na na, na na na na
       F                   C      
Na na, na na, na na na na, na na, 
             Am     G     C
na na na na, na na, na na na