Things That Never Cross A Mans Mind

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I need to go shopping, these shoes 
are all wrong
Just looked in my closet, not a 
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thing to put on
I wonder how these jeans make me 
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look from behind
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   Things that never cross a man's 
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mind

E                         B7
Lets turn off the TV, now can't we 
just talk
Lets lay here and cuddle, Til we 
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both drift off
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If we don't make love, that'll be 
     A7
just fine
E                            B7   
   Things that never cross a man's 
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mind

     B7
That joke is too dirty, that steak 
is too thick
          E
Ain't no way in the world I'll ever 
finish it
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That car is too fast, this beer is 
too cold
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And watchin all this football is 
sure getting old
C#m                       E      
    Wish I was workin this 
             C#m            A A7
weekend, not on the lake wettin' my 
line
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   Things that never cross a man's 
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mind

E                         B7
Her lips are too red, her skirt is 
too tight
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Her legs are too long, and her heels
 are too high
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Boy, she looks like the marryin kind
E                            B7   
   Things that never cross a man's 
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mind

     B7
That joke is too dirty, that steak 
is too thick
          E
Ain't no way in the world I'll ever 
finish it
      B7
That car is too fast, this beer is 
too cold
    E
And watchin all this football is 
sure getting old
C#m                       E      
    Wish I was workin this 
             C#m            A A7
weekend, not on the lake wettin' my 
line
E                            B7   
   Things that never cross a man's 
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mind

  B7
I feel a little bloated, think I'm 
fixin to start
      E
That movie was good 'cept for the 
violent parts
B7
Brad Pitt is sexy, why did he change
 his hair
  E
I knew him and Jenny never had a 
prayer
C#m                             E
   These curtains clash with the 
carpet,
C#m                     A A7
   The color scheme is a crime
E                            B7   
   Things that never cross a man's 
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mind