D            G               D
I stay torn between killing him and loving him
         D            G               D
He stays torn between neon lights and home
            D          G        D                            G 
How 'bout a honky tonk angel to tell me how this whole thing works
        D       G              D
Where's Tammy Wynette when you need her

       D               G             D
I got a pack of camels I'm fixin' to open
                D         G             D
'Cause I got an apron I'm fixin' to tie on
        D                        G          D                G
Tell me how you fry a skillet of chicken in high heels and a skirt
        D       G              D      G
Where's Tammy Wynette when you need her
        Bm      C              D
Where's Tammy Wynette when you need her

       D
Like a tease comb for a mess of hair
D
'Cause you're trying to keep your man from that hussy over there
D
And a cheap dress, tube top, looking for a cat fight
D
Pretty little bar fly, doesn't think that I'm the kinda
D    G                    D    G
Good girl that's gonna go bad
        Bm      C              D
Where's Tammy Wynette when you need her

           D             G                    D 
He's gonna sleep in them cowboy boots on that couch tonight
          D                   G                      D
I'm gonna sit at that kitchen table with a bottle of wine
          D                    G            D                   G
I'm gonna search that midnight radio 'til I find something that hurts
        D       G              D    G 
Where's Tammy Wynette when you need her
        Bm      C              D
Where's Tammy Wynette when you need her
        Bm      C              D
Where's Tammy Wynette when you need her