Paris Hilton Closet

F -    133211
C -    x32010
G -    320003
Dm -   xx0231


Verse 1:
   Am
My best friend Sarah went
   E/G#
to europe for the summer
   C
My brother got kicked
out of school
          Am
Aw bummer Julian got laid in
    E/G#
the back seat of a hummer
C           G
  And got arrested
         C
Like Mel Gibson


Refrain 1:
  F
I read
       Am
In the trades
         F
That the NYSNC
boy is No way


Chorus 1:
    C             G
But I threw up in Paris Hiltons closet
Am
I got drunk and totally lost it
C
When I woke up
    G
The first thing that
I thought of was
F
Oh My Kesha
Those hot Jimmy choos
Hey Paris did I lose
it on that pair too?


Verse 2:
  Am            E/G#
Celebutons work in
the glamarazzi
C
Should've told my story
to the tabloids
Took the money
Am                E/G#
Takes alot to get kicked
             C
out of these parties
          G
And almost get arrested
C
  Like Mel Gibson


Refrain 2:
  F
I don't
  Am
Recall at all
       F
That I got like
Fifty phone calls
Omg is that true


(Repeat Chrous 1)


Bridge:
Dm                              F
  Of all the stupid things I've done
                         C
I'm the proudest of this bra
But this ones the best


Chorus 2:
    C             G
But I threw up in Paris Hiltons closet
Am
I got drunk and totally lost it
C
When I woke up
    G
The first thing that
I thought of was
F
Oh My Kesha
Those hot Jimmy choos
And those Manolos and
Pradas and  chloes
And you sparkly dresses


Chorus 3:
    C       G       Am
Hey Paris I saw the saaaame
stuff at target
    C      G
Hey Paris, whatcha gonna do?
              Am
Whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do?
          C        G
I totally lost it, la la la la
F
  You're not fooling
me anymore
I saw the tag
I saw the tag
Paris Hiltons Closet


Chorus 4:
C             G
I threw up in Paris Hiltons closet
Am
I got drunk and totally lost it
C             G
I threw up in Paris Hiltons closet
Am
I got drunk and totally lost it
Tra la la
Tra la la la la