Paris Hilton's Closet

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My best friend Sarah went
   E/G#
to europe for the summer
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My brother got kicked

out of school
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Aw bummer Julian got laid in
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the back seat of a hummer
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  And got arrested
         C
Like Mel Gibson

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I read
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In the trades
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That the NYSNC

boy is No way

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But I threw up in Paris Hiltons 
closet
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I got drunk and totally lost it
C
When I woke up
    G
The first thing that

I thought of was
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Oh My Kesha

Those hot Jimmy choos

Hey Paris did I lose

it on that pair too?

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Celebutons work in

the glamarazzi
C
Should've told my story

to the tabloids

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Took the money
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Takes alot to get kicked
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out of these parties
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And almost get arrested
C
  Like Mel Gibson

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I don't
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Recall at all
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That I got like

Fifty phone calls

Omg is that true

    C             G
But I threw up in Paris Hiltons 
closet
Am
I got drunk and totally lost it
C
When I woke up
    G
The first thing that

I thought of was
F
Oh My Kesha

Those hot Jimmy choos

Hey Paris did I lose

it on that pair too?

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  Of all the stupid things I've done
                         C
I'm the proudest of this bra

But this ones the best

    C             G
But I threw up in Paris Hiltons 
closet
Am
I got drunk and totally lost it
C
When I woke up
    G
The first thing that

I thought of was
F
Oh My Kesha

Those hot Jimmy choos

And those Manolos and

Pradas and  chloes

And you sparkly dresses

    C       G       Am
Hey Paris I saw the saaaame

stuff at target
    C      G
Hey Paris, whatcha gonna do?
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Whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do?
          C        G
I totally lost it, la la la la
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  You're not fooling

me anymore

I saw the tag

I saw the tag

Paris Hiltons Closet

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I threw up in Paris Hiltons closet
Am
I got drunk and totally lost it
C             G
I threw up in Paris Hiltons closet
Am
I got drunk and totally lost it

Tra la la

Tra la la la la